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but he gaev teh most foodz 2 benjamin cuz he raely liekd him alot. An dey can haz wien An cakez An icecereemz An stuffz li
Later she ploop out gurl called Dinah
N then hiz broth
but do wanted wife 4 isaac from hims relativez, daz ok."
stuff An maybe he evn meks u ded. 4 rael. den jacob sed u r rly gud kid. An den jacob wuz all tired cuz he wuz rly old d00
so letz us pwnz him, An trhow him in2 sum pit, An we will say sum evil aminal like crocodiel or lion or lolrus eated
aan while we wuz still on teh wai, lil distance frum efrath, and rly rly far frum antartica. So i burid her like turd thar
4 Ceiling Cat noes dat, teh dai u eat dat froot, den u g
ookies An stuffz? cuz we r all hungry An starvin An stufz but we dosent has ne mor moneyz An f00d stamps haznt ben nvntd ye
So liek Noah sez:
An Ceiling Cat sed Jacob, Jacob. An he sed im in ur beersheba lissenin 2 Ceiling Cat.
Rachel sez "TNX Ceiling cat" n name kid Dan
Servent dood putz hand unner his legz (ewwwww) n made oath
“Ifs you pwns da man,
by teh 20An7 day of teh munf after teh munfmonth the beeg sanbo
An jacobs kid Joseph had teh kidz Manasseh An Ephra
see i no can goes bak to our old manz base if our kid bro no can goes 2. cus liek i jus sed our old man can has hart att
An Ceiling Cat sed unto teh snakez, "cuz u did dis,
An Joseph sed u iz spyz, u jus wa
fs An hiz kidz An ther wiefs An hter kidz An his kittehs An hiz moo cowz An his sheeplz An stufs An said gon 2 egyptz An no
And Ham, Canaan's daddi and nawt teh lunch meats, sees Noah and sez "Oh hai broes, he haz teh invisible cloethz."
f00dz dat all teh ppl An aminals lieks 2 eatz, An gathr it up; An it shall b 4 fud 4 u, An 4 them. An noah sed thers gonna
An u wil haz lotz of fudz 4 teh 7 bad yearz of no cheezburgrz An no cookies s
ean An evil, An dat ppl thot ov wikkid mean evil stuf all teh tiem. An they rited wikkidpedia so evry1 wud knoes how 2 b al
Tehn Shelah lived 403 more yrz also and madez more babeez 'cuz he dint want hiz dad to show hi
An Ceiling Cat madez kitteh owt ov teh flore dust, an breathd ntew his nawstrils
but ur kittehs won't have cheezburgrz cuz u peed in mai bedz!
For 4ty daiz and 4ty nites, it gon b wet and I gun pwn some n00bs.."
"So liek teh urfz iz forevr n evr,
Then he go 3 dayz away n still watch Laban's sheepz"
an with the walrus and hiz bukket an dey were lotz of kittehs
Tehn pharo IMd teh bosscat of teh dunjun An sed tell Joseph to come ovr 2 my base, An dey took him out ov teh pr
U and me r liek teh frenz: I no moar
the was delicios cakes but he not eated it, he sez "I do not want eated it until I tell u this"
An she wuz buggin Joseph evry dai 2 haz secks wif her but he wudnt do it even t
An Joseph sed wtf u did? dont u knos i iz majik d00d An can seez stuff liek ta
swear U not be like NO CAN HAS to
An teh 7 skinny ugly moocowz r 7 years; An teh 7
We r all bros An we iz gud d00dz An not spyz.
Lotan had kittehz:
These bossez from Esau's litter, organyzd an stuff:
He takes Abram outside and is liek "look at teh starz and hevenz, if yous can count them, so is ur kittehs"
An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for relea
An all t
"Ceiling cat gonna maek U wet
Den dey sed "hai, letz maek reel tall towerz for us so we be togethr forevr!"

no 1 in egypt wuz muslimz yet An teh hebrooz wuznt rly jooz yet so dey didnt haz to has beardz An he put on sum noo clos A
And Abraham sed "OMG, but wat if has 20?" and Ceiling Cat
Abe sed, "Shez YR bukkit holdr. No srsly." So Sarai took Hagarz cheezeburgerz from her and
Jacob sez "whar U B from?"
And Ham, Canaan's daddi and nawt teh lunch meats, sees Noah and sez "Oh hai broes, he haz teh invisible cloethz.
Leah sez "Ceiling cat iz happy when I gives Jacob my GF Zilpah" so when she ploop out bo
An in egypt teh Midianites sold joseph 2 sum
An htats h
ad goin 2 egypt with lotz ov camels An all kindz ov rly gud herbz An weedz An othr rly gud stufz taht wuz liek catnipz 4 pp
so counti
but israel reachd out his rite hand an put it on efraims head, though he
m wuz jacob sed 2 Joseph, did ur bros gon 2 Shechem 2 getz cookies 4 teh sheepz? i wantz u 2 goez An mek shur deyz alrite.
An abel, he also brought teh first meets ov his moos
4 fud 4 u, An 4 them. An noah sed thers gonna b lotz ov poopi to shuvl wif all dem aminals An stuff, An Ceiling Cat sed st
thr it up; An it shall b 4 fud 4 u, An 4 them. An noah sed thers gonna b lotz ov poopi to shuvl wif all dem aminals An stuf
ed everywherez (an if yu evar caem up 2 teh sword den it wuld flaem u on teh intarwebs an u wuldnt git no cookies or cheezb
s rael naim wuz jacob taekz all hiz wiefs An hiz kidz An ther wiefs An hter kidz An his kittehs An hiz moo cowz An his shee
A
teh peepuls do move rock so sheepz CAN HAS waterz n tehn puts rock back.
Then teh Cat sez "WRU?"
and I kin sez "OHai luk teh raynbo," becuz u and
An Israel whos rael naim wuz Jacob sed how kewl is taht! Joseph iz aliev An iz bosscat of all teh egyptz. w00t! i ca
And blessed be Ceiling Cat soo high up,
An cuz u iz bosscat i giv teh ridge ov land
Isaac sez;
An jacobs kid Asher had teh kidz Jimnah An Ishuah An Isui An Beriah An Serah ther sis. An Beriah had teh kidz Heber A
An kittehs of Sodom are evul like puppehs and talkin bad bout Ceiling Cat An iz keepz on raedin wikkidpedia An
Leah eyez point different directionz but Rachel pretty n she stacked
out ov teh prison An he took baffs wich wuz ok cuz he wuz rly drty form bein in teh dunjun An besiedz he liekd baffs, An he
n bukkitzz ov cormz in tehr taht no 1 cud countz tehm. wich wuz gud cuz popcorm had ben nventd An all teh peeps liekd 2 eat
meltd An teh meeses wont getz in2 teh bildinz An eatz up all teh foodz An mek meese poopz all over it cuz dat wud rly suxx
eXt 1 come out holdin onto 1st one foots (he musta comes out backwards) so theys names him Jacob (which is funny bibel nam
Behold, u kick me from teh urf an kill
An Ceiling Cat can haz
oseph An sed we can has cheesburgrz An cookies An stuffz? cuz we r all hungry An starvin An stufz but we dosent has ne mor
Abram. She sed, "yr fawlt I is not happy. You and my bukkit holdr made kittehs and kittehs made her sasseh. The Invisible
But Jacob iz a lier lolz cuz he goez to Succoth n buildz crib 4 him n his cattlez n cattlez have stalls n dat why d
This iz bout Esau's kittehz, and gitz srsly borin if u wun skip it lol!!!1
But Peleg only lasted 209 more yrz, tho he maeded more babe
And Noah iz liek "Oh hai grapez" and he drinkz teh grapez and drinkz teh moar grapez and no moar haz teh cloeth
When it gets light in teh morning, Leah!1!!1!! Jacob sez to Laban "WTF? where B Rachel"
an he bilt Resen in da middle.
An wen we wnet bak 2 our old manz base we told him wot u sed An he wuz all skeerd An stuffz An sez i no can lets hi
He buildeded a cathouse n named da place El-B
He gon stab Isaac Oh noez!
An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.
N she hadd
like puppehs and talkin bad bout Ceiling Cat An iz keepz on raedin wikkidpedia An ritin mor stuff in it bout how 2 b mor e
and cry cause she dont wanna see boi get ded and dry up like prune
But i iz taeks care ov u An keeps u safe cuz i lieks u alot. An u can haz ride in teh a
look in all our
Celing Cat sez 2 him,
An owt ov teh
An Ceiling Cat saw dat teh ppl on teh urfs wuz all


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